Jobs in Michigan

Ok, so we've been searching and searching and searching the classified ads. But here's a series of ads that I found more than a little funny. It's not just the individual sexual euphemisms, its the fact that they're all 3 together that cracks me up.



That's right folks, Michigan is hiring a Lube Manager, a Butter Packer, and a Screw Machine Operator. Seems the state is casting for a pretty elaborate porno! (Click the pic for a better view)

Happily, Chris doesn't feel qualified to apply for these positions. But, they're still pretty stinking funny if you ask me :)